Signs that You Have Grown Up...
> >
> > 1. Your potted plants are alive.
> > And you can't smoke a single one of them.
> >
> > 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
> >
> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> >
> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
> >
> > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> >
> > 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
> >
> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
> >
> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> >
> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
> >
> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door
> > don't know how to turn down the stereo.
> >
> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> >
> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> >
> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> >
> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
> >
> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> >
> > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
> >
> > 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
> >
> > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,
> > rather than settle, your stomach.
> >
> > 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
> > pregnancy test kits.
> >
> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
> >
> > 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
> >
> > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going
to
> > drink that much again."
> >
> > 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
> work.
> >
> > 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> >
> > 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply
to
> > you !
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